It’s my Cake Day!

Today is the 365th day this blog has been live.

Wow, and I was caught unprepared.  Not only am I woefully behind on posts; but I didn’t have anything ready for this date like I had planned!  I wrote this in one sitting, between 0600 and 0848 in between teaching so I would at least have something up to commiserate the day.  I am ashamed.

When I say “woefully behind” I mean, back in April a guide friend of mine (and reader of this blog) offered to take meout on a trip for what I call the “Texas Weed Classic” or the THC Mixed Bag Tourney.  The guide was #FlyStock supporter Judson Cole and he guides the texas Hill Country full-time with his business “Hell-N Back Outfitters“.  What started out as a half-day, turned into a full day and I can’t thank him enough for that.  I really had a great time, and I promise!!! I WILL write about that trip soon!

Another post that I needed to get out actually fell apart.  Early this year; guide and Umpqua Signature Tyer, Jay Zimmerman (OBIF Friend and post-hoster) released a new prototype fly on his website.  One off-hand Facebook message later, I received an entire variety pack box of flies from Jay.  Awesome flies, and all hand tied by the Master himself including his top-water prototype.  Around the same time came a surprise package from Zazzy Pop flies, filled with hard-bodied poppers from Owl Jones.  The idea was to fish both top-water bass candies in three distinctly different warm water environments, and the whole thing was to be posted on The Fin.  I failed horribly, but it wasn’t because of bad flies.  First off, Owl’s popper are harder than woodpecker lips.  I’ll go through a couple of boogle bugs in one trip, breaking them into bits like a pack of smarties.  The Zazzy Poppers, are indestructible.  Jay’s Booby Frog is nothing like you’ve ever fished.  This baby is an amazing fly, and there is nothing aside from actual frogs to compare it to.  The super-simple design could be tweaked to even mimic a more realistic mouse fly.  I still plan on this elaborate “fish-off” blog post, but it will have to wait until next spring.  Stay Tuned!

A Year In Review!

If you take a quick peak at the goal page, you can see I did… okay.  Most of the big goals I set for myself were accomplished and I must say, I’m pretty proud of it all.  This also brings up another post I am behind on, check #9.  You can read dieFische’s version here.  Also, somebody was finally crazy enough desperate enough nice enough to bring me on as a member of their pro-staff.  You have heard me talking about them, (and no it was not Diablo, like so many people assumed) the company is SmithFly and their gear is splendiforous.


I closed out this year with a nice even 5,030 visitors to my little section of ‘net estate; with 19,121 page views!

Highest Visitors in One Day: 138 on Oct 17th

Weirdest Search Term: “Barbra Mandrell Nude Fakes”

Most Searched Topic: “Eagle Claw Featherlight”

T-Shirts Sold: 2 (8 if you count the ones I bought too)

Highest Referrals Top Ten:

What’s Coming in 2012-2013:

Firstly, I am moving.  OBIF is headed toward the Mitten!  I will be re-locating to Detroit less than a week from today.  The site will be updated with a new theme and layout after I complete the journey.

Secondly, less guest posting.  You will still be able to catch me on other people’s sites, but most of my posts will be here.

Third, more personal and non-sensical posts.

Fourth, I will be adding advertisment links for a VERY limited number of companies.  Don’t worry, they will be personally vetted by me.

Fifth, brace yourself.  8-Bit Fly is coming…

Lastly, a jealousy counter.  I am going to fish the crap out of this next year, and travel.  Be prepared to be jealous, or not; I’m a cheapskate.


  17 comments for “It’s my Cake Day!

  1. September 27, 2012 at 10:41

    happy cake day.

    Let’s get shit rolling.

    • OneBugIsFake
      October 5, 2012 at 09:59

      Word brother. Thanks!

  2. September 27, 2012 at 10:48

    Happy “Cake Day” (never heard that before… love it!)

    Can’t wait to hear about your adventures in Michigan! Love and miss ya!

    • OneBugIsFake
      October 5, 2012 at 10:00

      I stole “Cake Day” from the vernacular of Redditors.

      I will post them as soon as I have them!

  3. September 27, 2012 at 11:01

    Cake? Did someone say cake?

    • OneBugIsFake
      October 5, 2012 at 10:01

      It’s probably stale by now, but I can save you a piece…

  4. September 27, 2012 at 14:10

    Still can’t believe you’re going to live in The Mitten… Congratsalotamus on the year!

    There better be cake on Sunday

    • OneBugIsFake
      October 5, 2012 at 10:01

      There was no cake on Sunday, but there was beer… Close enough?

  5. September 27, 2012 at 19:17

    Very cool. Here’s to another year ahead.


    • OneBugIsFake
      October 5, 2012 at 10:02

      Thanks Ben!

  6. September 27, 2012 at 19:20

    As my 2 year old (Gozer the Destructor) would say, “Happy cake-cake to you”! Great job with the blog, congrats on the move, good luck in the future!

    • OneBugIsFake
      October 5, 2012 at 10:03

      Thanks man! I’m going to do what I can to make this a better blog in the next year. By the way; Gozer the Destructor is an awesome nickname for a two year old kid.

  7. September 27, 2012 at 21:31

    Happy Cake Day, good luck with your move and look forward to reading about your new adventures.

    • OneBugIsFake
      October 5, 2012 at 10:04

      Thanks, I’ll keep posting long after people quit reading.

  8. October 3, 2012 at 17:06

    Love the jealousy counter. Lets run up the numbers.

    • OneBugIsFake
      October 5, 2012 at 10:04

      Need to figure out a way to improve on it. Let’s get after it though!

  9. July 8, 2013 at 07:52

    Im a little late…but, I was just browsing through and saw this. I love my shirt and have had some fun comments on it! Glad to be part of the stat rap…

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